Dr. Do(Me)Right

My friend was telling me the first vibrator was invented for "medical purposes." Women would go to the doctor to be "manipulated," or given an orgasm because the thought was they would no longer suffer "delusions" afterward. In other words, women are calm and smile more after a good, hard orgasm.

Well, no shit. Heyyyyy.

So I called my doctor's office that afternoon. "I need to be manipulated."

"What?" So I explained. "Um, doctors don't do that anymore."

My turn. "WHAT?!" What the hell is WRONG with people these days? "Since I hit thirty, I am feeling just ALL KINDS OF DELUSIONAL!"

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Okay, so that latter part didn't really happen. But if I could at all keep a straight face, I would SO be into prank calling and audio posting.